Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th September 2006

Dilbert//6357, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 10th September 2006

Official transcript

"How was your conference call?"

"Very successful. Bill said he'd find a new supplier for the casing."

"Or it might have been Ron, Ted, or Bob. They all sound the same on the phone."

"I hope it wasn't Bill. He never follows through."

"Ron is too overworked, Ted is a liar and Bob's a moron."

"I'd say the call was a waste of time. It might even be a huge step backward."

"Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR CONFERENCE CALL?

VERY SUCCESSFUL.

BILL SAID HE'D FIND A NEW SUPPLIER FOR THE CASING.

OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN RON, TED, OR BOB. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME ON THE PHONE.

I HOPE IT WASN'T BILL. HE NEVER FOLLOWS THROUGH.

RON IS TOO OVERWORKED, TED IS A LIAR AND BOB'S A MORON.

ID SAY THE CALL WAS A WASTE OF TIME.

IT MIGHT EVEN BE A HUGE STEP BACKWARD.

SUCCESS IS THE HAPPY FEELING YOU GET BETWEEN THE TIME YOU DO SOMETHING AND THE TIME YOU TELL A WOMAN WHAT YOU DID.

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