Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th September 2006

Dilbert//6356, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 9th September 2006

Official transcript

What are you going to wear to Ted's wedding? "Whatever comes up in the rotation."

"Then she shrieked some nonsense about spending six months shopping for shoes and started to punch me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR TO TED'S WEDDING?

WHATEVER COMES UP IN THE ROTATION.

THEN SHE SHRIEKED SOME NONSENSE ABOUT SPENDING SIX MONTHS SHOPPING FOR SHOES AND STARTED TO PUNCH ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: Wedding Attire and Shopping Spree"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his coworker. The coworker inquires about his attire for Ted's wedding, to which Dilbert responds that he will wear whatever comes up in the rotation.

The coworker then reveals that she has been shopping for shoes for six months and is now ready to punch someone. The punch line is delivered by a ghost-like figure, who is depicted as being punched by Dilbert. The humor in the comic strip lies in the unexpected twist and the absurdity of the situation.

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