Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th September 2006

Dilbert//6356, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 9th September 2006

Official transcript

What are you going to wear to Ted's wedding? "Whatever comes up in the rotation."

"Then she shrieked some nonsense about spending six months shopping for shoes and started to punch me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR TO TED'S WEDDING?

WHATEVER COMES UP IN THE ROTATION.

THEN SHE SHRIEKED SOME NONSENSE ABOUT SPENDING SIX MONTHS SHOPPING FOR SHOES AND STARTED TO PUNCH ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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