Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd September 2006

Dilbert//6370, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 23rd September 2006

Official transcript

"Please don't tell Ted I said bad things about his project."

"Okay."

"Hey Ted, someone told me that your project is floundering!!!"

gurk! "Act cool."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE DON'T TELL TED I SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT HIS PROJECT.

OKAY.

HEY TED, SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT YOUR PROJECT IS FLOUNDERING!!!

GURK!

660 ACT COOL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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