Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th September 2006

Dilbert//6374, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 27th September 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, this is Ellen, your new natural enemy."

"You're highly skilled but mannish, whereas Ellen is unqualified and totally hot."

"Now I have to decide who will come with me to the trade show in Hawaii and who will do the furniture inventory."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, THIS IS ELLEN, YOUR NEW NATURAL ENEMY.

YOU'RE HIGHLY SKILLED BUT MANNISH, WHEREAS ELLEN IS UNQUALIFIED AND TOTALLY HOT.

NOW I HAVE TO DECIDE WHO WILL COME WITH ME TO THE TRADE SHOW IN HAWAII AND WHO WILL DO THE FURNITURE INVENTORY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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