Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th September 2006

Dilbert//6373, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 26th September 2006

Official transcript

"You're so attractive that I'm blind to your complete lack of qualifications."

"If I hire you, will you show up for work?"

"Not often, you ignorant lump."

"Ha ha! It's cute the way you say it."

"Ha ha! I want your office."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE THAT I'M BLIND TO YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF QUALIFICATIONS.

IF I HIRE YOU, WILL YOU SHOW UP FOR WORK?

NOT OFTEN, YOU IGNORANT LUMP.

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IT'S CUTE THE WAY YOU SAY IT.

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I WANT YOUR OFFICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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