Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th September 2006

Dilbert//6373, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 26th September 2006

Official transcript

"You're so attractive that I'm blind to your complete lack of qualifications."

"If I hire you, will you show up for work?"

"Not often, you ignorant lump."

"Ha ha! It's cute the way you say it."

"Ha ha! I want your office."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE THAT I'M BLIND TO YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF QUALIFICATIONS.

IF I HIRE YOU, WILL YOU SHOW UP FOR WORK?

NOT OFTEN, YOU IGNORANT LUMP.

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IT'S CUTE THE WAY YOU SAY IT.

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I WANT YOUR OFFICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Blind to Qualifications"

Summary:

The comic strip features a job interview where the interviewer, despite being blind, is determined to hire the applicant. The applicant is shocked and amused by the interviewer's behavior, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of hiring someone based on factors other than qualifications, and the importance of not judging people based on appearance.

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