Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th September 2006

Dilbert//6377, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 30th September 2006

Official transcript

"The new employee at work is hot, and she's getting special treatment. How can I get rid of her?"

"Water finds its own level. She'll leave within a week."

"They say that most people meet their future spouses at work."

erk!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW EMPLOYEE AT WORK IS HOT, AND SHE'S GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT. HOW CAN I GET RID OF HER?

WATER FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL. SHE'LL LEAVE WITHIN A WEEK.

THEY SAY THAT MOST PEOPLE MEET THEIR FUTURE SPOUSES AT WORK.

ERK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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