Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st October 2006

Dilbert//6378, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 1st October 2006

Official transcript

"According to my benchmark tests, our product is the worst one on the market."

"Maybe you can tweak the numbers."

"Fake them?"

"Fake is such an ugly word."

"Just remember that your next raise depends on the sales of that product."

"And mistakes happen. A decimal place can be either here or there."

"All I'm asking is that you do the tests again...while drinking."

"I always wondered what job satisfaction felt like."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO MY BENCHMARK TESTS, OUR PRODUCT IS THE WORST ONE ON THE MARKET.

MAYBE YOU CAN TWEAK THE NUMBERS.

FAKE THEM?

FAKE IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD.

JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR NEXT RAISE DEPENDS ON THE SALES OF THAT PRODUCT.

AND MISTAKES HAPPEN. A DECIMAL PLACE CAN BE EITHER HERE OR THERE.

ALL I'M ASKING IS THAT YOU DO THE TESTS AGAIN...

WHILE DRINKING.

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT JOB SATISFACTION FELT LIKE.

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