Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th October 2006

Dilbert//6391, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 14th October 2006

Official transcript

"I need you to drop whatever you're doing and work all night to make this change to your system."

"If you refuse to do my bidding, here's the rumor I will spread about you."

"Ha! I'll say I was only scratching an itch."

"Good luck with that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND WORK ALL NIGHT TO MAKE THIS CHANGE TO YOUR SYSTEM.

IF YOU REFUSE TO DO MY BIDDING, HERE'S THE RUMOR I WILL SPREAD ABOUT YOU.

HA! I'LL SAY I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING AN ITCH.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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