Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th October 2006

Dilbert//6392, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 15th October 2006

Official transcript

"My project has been infected by attractive people."

"As you know, attractive people are unproductive."

"The problem is compounded when you put several of them in the same room."

"They've already started to pair off."

"I've got four love triangles and six divorces."

"All of my status reports say, and I quote, 'Dude, I can't concentrate now.'"

"My plan is to replace each attractive person with something like this, or this."

"He thinks I'm productive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT HAS BEEN INFECTED BY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.

AS YOU KNOW, ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE UNPRODUCTIVE.

THE PROBLEM IS COMPOUNDED WHEN YOU PUT SEVERAL OF THEM IN THE SAME ROOM.

THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED TO PAIR OFF.

I'VE GOT FOUR LOVE TRIANGLES AND SIX DIVORCES.

ALL OF MY STATUS REPORTS SAY, AND I QUOTE, "DUDE, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE NOW." MY PLAN IS TO REPLACE EACH ATTRACTIVE PERSON WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS, OR THIS.

HE THINKS I'M PRODUCTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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