Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th October 2006

Dilbert//6395, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 18th October 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, how do you cope with the soul-crushing futility of this job?"

"One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee."

"What got into you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THE SOUL CRUSHING FUTILITY OF THIS JOB?

ONE DAY I REALIZED THAT SADNESS IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOT ENOUGH COFFEE.

WHAT GOT INTO YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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