Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th October 2006

Dilbert//6396, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 19th October 2006

Official transcript

"I finished all of my projects in one day."

"I also reconfigured the network, wrote seven white papers and applied for nine patents."

"Are you naked or am I developing X-ray vision?"

"Give a thought to decaf."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED ALL OF MY PROJECTS IN ONE DAY.

I ALSO RECONFIGURED THE NETWORK, WROTE SEVEN WHITE PAPERS AND APPLIED FOR NINE PATENTS.

ARE YOU NAKED OR AM I DEVELOPING X-RAY VISION?

GIVE A THOUGHT TO DECAF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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