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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th October 2006

Dilbert//6397, first published twenty years ago on Friday 20th October 2006


Official transcript

"I wanted to discuss the..."

"Whoa! Stop."

"Large doses of caffeine allow me to see the future. I already know what both of us will say."

"You're a freak."

"And then I say, 'And then I say...'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANTED TO DISCUSS THE ...

WHOA!

STOP.

LARGE DOSES OF CAFFEINE ALLOW ME TO SEE THE FUTURE. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT BOTH OF US WILL SAY.

YOU'RE A FREAK.

AND THEN I SAY, "AND THEN I SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Caffeine Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his coworker discussing caffeine. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his desire to discuss the topic, but his coworker interrupts, stating that they already know what both of them will say. Dilbert responds by saying he is a freak, and then proceeds to say "and then I say..." before being cut off by his coworker. The strip humorously highlights the tendency for people to repeat familiar conversations without adding anything new.

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