Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th October 2006

Dilbert//6397, first published twenty years ago on Friday 20th October 2006

Official transcript

"I wanted to discuss the..."

"Whoa! Stop."

"Large doses of caffeine allow me to see the future. I already know what both of us will say."

"You're a freak."

"And then I say, 'And then I say...'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANTED TO DISCUSS THE ...

WHOA!

STOP.

LARGE DOSES OF CAFFEINE ALLOW ME TO SEE THE FUTURE. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT BOTH OF US WILL SAY.

YOU'RE A FREAK.

AND THEN I SAY, "AND THEN I SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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