Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd October 2006

Dilbert//6400, first published twenty years ago on Monday 23rd October 2006

Official transcript

"How can I tell if I'm drinking too much coffee?"

"What would you do if I told you to quit?"

"I'd jab you with a used needle."

"In that case, you're fine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN I TELL IF IM DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I TOLD YOU TO QUIT?

I'D JAB YOU WITH A USED NEEDLE.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'RE FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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