Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st October 2006

Dilbert//6408, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 31st October 2006

Official transcript

It's another day of useless work and no accomplishment. "Luckily I have a meaningful personal life."

"Ratbert broke the Xbox."

"GAAA!!! I HAVE NOTHING!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF USELESS WORK AND NO ACCOMPLISHMENT.

LUCKILY I HAVE A MEANINGFUL PERSONAL LIFE RATBERT BROKE THE XBOX.

GAAA!!!

I HAVE NOTHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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