Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st November 2006

Dilbert//6409, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 1st November 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, the marketing department requested your help."

"Me?"

"Our new product is worthless, much like yourself. They figured you'd have some insight."

"All it does is occupy space and smell bad."

"Well, it's definitely a gift item."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT REQUESTED YOUR HELP.

?

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS WORTHLESS, MUCH LIKE YOURSELF. THEY FIGURED YOU'D HAVE SOME INSIGHT.

ALL IT DOES IS OCCUPY SPACE AND SMELL BAD.

WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY A GIFT ITEM.

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