Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd November 2006

Dilbert//6411, first published twenty years ago on Friday 3rd November 2006

Official transcript

Wally in Marketing "According to my market research, ninety percent of your customers..."

"...'fantasize about beating you to death with your stupid product.'"

"What about the other ten percent?"

"They asked for your company address but didn't say why."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY IN MARKETING ACCORDING TO MY MARKET RESEARCH, NINETY PERCENT OF YOUR CUSTOMERS ...

"FANTASIZE ABOUT BEATING YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR STUPID PRODUCT." WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER TEN PERCENT?

THEY ASKED FOR YOUR COMPANY ADDRESS BUT DIDN'T SAY WHY.

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