Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th November 2006

Dilbert//6412, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 4th November 2006

Official transcript

Wally in Marketing "Wally, I want you to design our sales collateral."

"The trick is to compare our product with things that are even worse."

"'Prettier than a skunk sandwich and cooler than a hobo's mittens.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY IN MARKETING WALLY, I WANT YOU TO DESIGN OUR SALES COLLATERAL.

THE TRICK IS TO COMPARE OUR PRODUCT WITH THINGS THAT ARE EVEN WORSE.

"PRETTIER THAN A SKUNK SANDWICH AND COOLER THAN A HOBO'S MITTENS."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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