Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th November 2006

Dilbert//6422, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 14th November 2006

Official transcript

Topper "My first baby weighed 11 pounds."

"That's nothing."

"I once passed a kidney stone that was the size of a small horse."

"I find that hard to believe."

"That kidney stone went on to win the Kentucky Derby!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER MY FIRST BABY WEIGHED 11 POUNDS.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I ONCE PASSED A KIDNEY STONE THAT WAS THE SIZE OF A SMALL HORSE.

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

THAT KIDNEY STONE WENT ON TO WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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