Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th November 2006

Dilbert//6423, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 15th November 2006

Official transcript

"They're filming a movie downtown. I just saw Brad Pitt!"

"That's nothing."

"I once used too much fake tanning spray and the next thing I knew, Brad and Angelina adopted me."

"You're saying Angelina Jolie is your mom?"

"Until I talked her out of bottle feeding."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY'RE FILMING A MOVIE DOWNTOWN. I JUST SAW BRAD PITT!

THAT'S NOTHING.

I ONCE USED TOO MUCH FAKE TANNING SPRAY AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, BRAD AND ANGELINA ADOPTED ME.

YOU'RE SAYING ANGELINA JOLIE IS YOUR MOM?

UNTIL I TALKED HER OUT OF BOTTLE FEEDING.

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