Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th November 2006

Dilbert//6427, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 19th November 2006

Official transcript

First Date "Do you feel like doing some conversation?"

"Okay. I love talking."

"Do you like politics?"

"No."

"Science and technology?"

"Not really."

"War?"

"No."

"Sports?"

"No."

"Current events?"

"No."

"What's left?"

"I like to talk about my hair."

"Um...okay, we can try that."

"This brown is a browner brown than I wanted."

"Right. Are we done with hair?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FIRST DATE DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING SOME CONVERSATION?

DO YOU LIKE POLITICS?

OKAY. I LOVE TALKING.

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY?

NOT REALLY.

WAR?

SPORTS?

CURRENT EVENTS?

NO WHAT'S LEFT?

I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY HAIR.

UM... OKAY, WE CAN TRY THAT.

THIS BROWN IS A BROWNER BROWN THAN I WANTED.

RIGHT.

ARE WE DONE WITH HAIR?

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