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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th November 2006

Dilbert//6427, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 19th November 2006


Official transcript

First Date "Do you feel like doing some conversation?"

"Okay. I love talking."

"Do you like politics?"

"No."

"Science and technology?"

"Not really."

"War?"

"No."

"Sports?"

"No."

"Current events?"

"No."

"What's left?"

"I like to talk about my hair."

"Um...okay, we can try that."

"This brown is a browner brown than I wanted."

"Right. Are we done with hair?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FIRST DATE DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING SOME CONVERSATION?

DO YOU LIKE POLITICS?

OKAY. I LOVE TALKING.

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY?

NOT REALLY.

WAR?

SPORTS?

CURRENT EVENTS?

NO WHAT'S LEFT?

I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY HAIR.

UM... OKAY, WE CAN TRY THAT.

THIS BROWN IS A BROWNER BROWN THAN I WANTED.

RIGHT.

ARE WE DONE WITH HAIR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "First Date"

Summary:

The comic strip "First Date" by Scott Adams follows the conversation between Dilbert and a woman on their first date. The conversation starts with Dilbert asking if she feels like doing some conversation, to which she responds that she loves talking. However, the conversation quickly takes a turn when Dilbert asks if she likes politics, and she responds with a "no". This leads to a series of humorous exchanges where Dilbert attempts to engage her in conversation about various topics, including science and technology, war, sports, current events, hair, and browns.

Throughout the conversation, Dilbert's attempts to connect with the woman are met with resistance, and he becomes increasingly frustrated. The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of dating and the difficulties of finding common ground with someone. Despite the woman's lack of interest in Dilbert's topics, he remains determined to continue the conversation, even going so far as to ask her about her hair and whether she is a "browner brown than [he is] wanted". The comic strip ends with Dilbert still trying to engage the woman in conversation, but ultimately failing to make a connection.

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