Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th November 2006

Dilbert//6428, first published twenty years ago on Monday 20th November 2006

Official transcript

"I don't like to judge people by their looks, but I'm going to make an exception for you."

"Something tells me that you and I will be butting heads."

"I have a degree in marketing."

"Why aren't your lips moving?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T LIKE TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS, BUT IM GOING TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU.

SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT YOU AND I WILL BE BUTTING HEADS.

I HAVE A DEGREE IN MARKETING.

WHY AREN'T YOUR LIPS MOVING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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