Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th November 2006

Dilbert//6436, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 28th November 2006

Official transcript

I've been trying for six months to solve this engineering problem. It might be impossible. "Just turn it sideways and it will fit perfectly."

"Okay...Now I have to kill you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR SIX MONTHS TO SOLVE THIS ENGINEERING PROBLEM. IT MIGHT BE IMPOSSIBLE.

JUST TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND IT WILL FIT PERFECTLY.

OKAY.

NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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