Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th November 2006

Dilbert//6438, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 30th November 2006

Official transcript

Today the company restated its earnings from 'a few frillion' to 'a loss of 1.3 billion'. "This would be humiliating if I had any friends."

"Your strategy of being unattractive is paying off."

"I'm ugly like a fox."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY THE COMPANY RESTATED ITS EARNINGS FROM "A FEW FRILLION" TO A LOSS OF 1.3 BILLION." THIS WOULD BE HUMILIATING IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS.

YOUR STRATEGY OF BEING UNATTRACTIVE IS PAYING OFF.

IM UGLY LIKE A FOX.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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