Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st December 2006

Dilbert//6439, first published twenty years ago on Friday 1st December 2006

Official transcript

"...And I work there as an engineer."

"Go away. I lost $3,000 when your company restated its earnings."

"Tonight I was rejected for corporate malfeasance."

"I'll add it to the list."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND I WORK THERE AS AN ENGINEER.

GO AWAY. I LOST $3,000 WHEN YOUR COMPANY RESTATED ITS EARNINGS.

TONIGHT I WAS REJECTED FOR CORPORATE MALFEASANCE.

I'LL ADD IT TO THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Malfeasance"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his coworkers. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Scene 1: Dilbert and his coworkers are gathered in the break room, discussing their work and personal lives.
• Scene 2: Dilbert reveals that he lost $3,000 when his company restated its earnings, prompting his coworkers to advise him to go away.
• Scene 3: Dilbert is shown sitting on the couch, reflecting on the situation and stating that he will add corporate malfeasance to the list of things he dislikes.

The comic strip humorously highlights the consequences of corporate actions and the impact on employees' personal finances.

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