Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st December 2006

Dilbert//6439, first published twenty years ago on Friday 1st December 2006

Official transcript

"...And I work there as an engineer."

"Go away. I lost $3,000 when your company restated its earnings."

"Tonight I was rejected for corporate malfeasance."

"I'll add it to the list."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND I WORK THERE AS AN ENGINEER.

GO AWAY. I LOST $3,000 WHEN YOUR COMPANY RESTATED ITS EARNINGS.

TONIGHT I WAS REJECTED FOR CORPORATE MALFEASANCE.

I'LL ADD IT TO THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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