Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th December 2006

Dilbert//6442, first published twenty years ago on Monday 4th December 2006

Official transcript

"It's stressful to be a contract employee. I only get paid for the hours I work."

"I can't enjoy my time off because it feels as if it costs me a fortune!"

"Do you know what I mean?"

"Yeah, I had a feeling once."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S STRESSFUL TO BE A CONTRACT EMPLOYEE. I ONLY GET PAID FOR THE HOURS I WORK.

I CAN'T ENJOY MY TIME OFF BECAUSE IT FEELS AS IF IT COSTS ME A FOR TUNE!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YEAH, I HAD A FEELING ONCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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