Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd December 2006

Dilbert//6461, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 23rd December 2006

Official transcript

I heard that the guy you voted for just confessed to having an affair with a squirrel. "Shut up. The guy you voted for is being sued for choking his secretary."

"In some countries they don't get a choice of who to vote for."

"I feel sorry for them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT THE GUY YOU VOTED FOR JUST CONFESSED TO HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A SQUIRREL.

SHUT UP. THE GUY YOU VOTED FOR IS BEING SUED FOR CHOKING HIS SECRETARY.

IN SOME COUNTRIES THEY DON'T GET A CHOICE OF WHO TO VOTE FOR.

I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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