Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th December 2006

Dilbert//6462, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 24th December 2006

Official transcript

"I'll be right back after I return these dishes to the cafeteria."

"Whoa, whoa!"

"Winners don't return dishes to the cafeteria."

"Then how do the dishes get back?"

"You must use your power of low standards."

"Just place the dishes on the floor and wait for a loser with high standards."

"Gaaa! Dishes on the floor!"

"Once again I have to clean up after slobs!"

"It is like a miracle."

"Now ask her to bring you back a yogurt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I RETURN THESE DISHES TO THE CAFETERIA.

WINNERS DON'T RETURN DISHES TO THE CAFETERIA.

THEN HOW DO THE DISHES GET BACK?

YOU MUST USE YOUR POWER OF LOW STANDARDS.

WHOA, WHOA!

JUST PLACE THE DISHES ON THE FLOOR AND WAIT FOR A LOSER WITH HIGH STANDARDS.

GAAA!

DISHES ON THE FLOOR!

ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER SLOBS!

IT IS LIKE A MIRACLE.

NOW ASK HER TO BRING YOU BACK A YOGURT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert" Comic Strip

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip, originally published in 2006, features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his coworker, who is a janitor. The conversation revolves around the return of dirty dishes to the cafeteria.

Key Points:

• Dilbert and the janitor discuss the return of dirty dishes to the cafeteria.
• The janitor emphasizes the importance of using low standards to achieve a miracle.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using subpar standards to achieve a desired outcome.
• The exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and the janitor's unconventional approach to problem-solving.

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