Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th December 2006

Dilbert//6462, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 24th December 2006

Official transcript

"I'll be right back after I return these dishes to the cafeteria."

"Whoa, whoa!"

"Winners don't return dishes to the cafeteria."

"Then how do the dishes get back?"

"You must use your power of low standards."

"Just place the dishes on the floor and wait for a loser with high standards."

"Gaaa! Dishes on the floor!"

"Once again I have to clean up after slobs!"

"It is like a miracle."

"Now ask her to bring you back a yogurt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I RETURN THESE DISHES TO THE CAFETERIA.

WINNERS DON'T RETURN DISHES TO THE CAFETERIA.

THEN HOW DO THE DISHES GET BACK?

YOU MUST USE YOUR POWER OF LOW STANDARDS.

WHOA, WHOA!

JUST PLACE THE DISHES ON THE FLOOR AND WAIT FOR A LOSER WITH HIGH STANDARDS.

GAAA!

DISHES ON THE FLOOR!

ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER SLOBS!

IT IS LIKE A MIRACLE.

NOW ASK HER TO BRING YOU BACK A YOGURT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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