Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th January 2007

Dilbert//6474, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 5th January 2007

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amortize the depreciation energency hoagie quality of decions too hungry quality of decisons hunger pangs effect thinking

Official transcript

My diet is making me too hungry to listen. I hope that doesn't affect the quality of my decisions. "Amortize the depreciation over the bandwidth of the discount rate."

"Don't ask him for anything today."

"I brought an emergency hoagie."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DIET IS MAKING ME TOO HUNGRY TO LISTEN. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THE QUALITY OF MY DECISIONS.

AMORTIZE THE DEPRECIATION OVER THE BANDWIDTH OF THE DISCOUNT RATE.

DON'T ASK HIM FOR ANYTHING TODAY.

BROUGHT AN EMERGENCY HOAGIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Financial Folly"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss. The man expresses his desire to make healthier dietary choices, but the boss suggests amortizing the depreciation over the bandwidth of the discount rate, a complex financial concept that is unrelated to the man's request. The man is confused and frustrated by the boss's response.

Key Points:

• The man wants to make healthier dietary choices.
• The boss suggests a complex financial concept that is unrelated to the man's request.
• The man is confused and frustrated by the boss's response.
• The boss's response is humorous and ironic, as it is not relevant to the man's original request.

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