Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th January 2007

Dilbert//6475, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 6th January 2007

Tags

diet guru fewer groceries last meal motivation murder stop eating threaten

Official transcript

Dogbert: Diet Guru
"Try stuffing fewer groceries down your maw."

"I was hoping you'd give me motivation."

"Stop eating or I'll kill you."

"Would I get a last meal?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT: DIET GURU TRY STUFFING FEWER GROCERIES DOWN YOUR MAW.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D GIVE ME MOTIVATION.

STOP EATING OR I'LL KILL YOU.

WOULD I GET A LAST MEAL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Diet Guru"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a self-proclaimed diet guru, attempting to motivate a client to lose weight.
• Dogbert's unorthodox methods include stuffing fewer groceries down the client's maw, promising motivation, and threatening to stop eating or kill the client if they don't comply.
• The client is skeptical of Dogbert's approach and asks for a last meal, to which Dogbert responds with a question about what they would like to eat.

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