Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th January 2007

Dilbert//6479, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 10th January 2007

Tags

cold learning cruelest don't wear a coat first lesson good liar sales support engineer seeking advice how to lie

Official transcript

"I'm a sales support engineer now. Can you teach me to be a good liar?"

"Sure. Meet me on the porch, and don't wear a coat; the cold will help the learning."

"The first lesson is always the cruelest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A SALES SUPPOR T ENGINEER NOW. CAN YOU TEACH ME TO BE A GOOD LIAR?

SURE. MEET ME ON THE PORCH, AND DON T WEAR A COAT; THE COLD WILL HELP THE LEARNING.

THE FIRST LESSON IS ALWAYS THE CRUELEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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