Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th January 2007

Dilbert//6478, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 9th January 2007

Tags

heals itself sales engineer sales rep totally true truth vs

Official transcript

Sales Engineer "Your sales rep told us that the product heals itself. Is that true?"

"It's totally true...that he said that."

"Let me ask this another way..."

"NOOO!!! One way per question!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SALES ENGINEER YOUR SALES REP TOLD US THAT THE PRODUCT HEALS ITSELF. IS THAT TRUE?

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE... THAT HE SAID THAT.

LET ME ASK THIS ANOTHER WAY...

NOOO!!!

ONE WAY PER QUESTION!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Self-Healing Product"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a sales engineer and a customer.

• The sales engineer is asked if the product heals itself.
• The sales engineer responds that it is "totally true."
• The customer expresses skepticism, asking the sales engineer to explain.
• The sales engineer responds with a series of nonsensical phrases, including "one way per question," and "let me ask this another way."
• The customer becomes frustrated and walks away.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the sales engineer's response and the customer's frustration.

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