Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th January 2007

Dilbert//6487, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 18th January 2007

Tags

password recovery morons forgot password nostrildogmas messed password psychic

Official transcript

Dogbert's password recovery service for morons "I done forgot my password."

"What's your name?"

"My name is Ned, I think."

"Is your password 'Ned'?"

"Sweet baby jeepers, you're like some sort of Nostrildogmas!"

"Here's a brochure for my cult."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S PASSWORD RECOVERY SERVICE FOR MORONS I DONE FORGOT MY PASSWORD.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS NED, I THINK.

IS YOUR PASSWORD "NED"?

SWEET BABY JEEPERS, YOU'RE LIKE SOME SORT OF NOSTRILDOGMAS!

HERE'S A BROCHURE FOR MY CULT. \

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Password Recovery"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, trying to recover a password for his employee, Dilbert.
• Dogbert uses a password recovery service, but it doesn't work.
• Dogbert then asks Dilbert to provide his name, which Dilbert does not do.
• Dogbert becomes frustrated and asks if Dilbert's password is "Ned".
• Dilbert responds that his password is "Ned", but Dogbert is skeptical.
• Dogbert then asks if Dilbert's password is "Nostrildogmas", which is a made-up word.
• Dilbert responds that his password is indeed "Nostrildogmas", and Dogbert is impressed.
• The comic strip ends with Dogbert being amused by Dilbert's password and the absurdity of the situation.

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