Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th January 2007

Dilbert//6488, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 19th January 2007

Tags

staff meeting posting six sigma methods eliminate gap waste of time

Official transcript

"Carol, schedule a staff meeting."

"What's the topic?"

"I plan to fuse Six Sigma with lean methods to eliminate the gap between our strategy and our objectives."

"I'll just say 'Waste of time'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, SCHEDULE A STAFF MEETING.

WHAT'S THE ?

I PLAN TO FUSE SIX SIGMA WITH LEAN METHODS TO ELIMINATE THE GAP BETWEEN OUR STRATEGY AND OUR OBJECTIVES.

I'LL JUST SAY "WASTE OF TIME."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Waste of Time"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled engineer, and his boss, Wally, in a meeting. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert arrives at the meeting, inquiring about the topic.
• Wally responds, "I plan to fuse Six Sigma with Lean methods to eliminate the gap between our strategy and our objectives."
• Dilbert expresses his skepticism, stating, "I'll just say 'waste of time'."

The comic strip humorously highlights the perceived inefficiency of the meeting, with Dilbert's sarcastic comment underscoring the futility of the discussion.

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