Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd January 2007

Dilbert//6491, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 22nd January 2007

Tags

evil director human resources scientist planet zorp technolgies engineers transfer knowledge work fabric covered container business science

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I am a scientist from the planet Zorp. I bring you technologies beyond your imagination."

"All I ask is that you let me work with your engineers to transfer this knowledge."

"They think 'work' means sitting in a fabric-covered container."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I AM A SCIENTIST FROM THE PLANET ZORP. I BRING YOU TECHNOLOGIES BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU LET ME WORK WITH YOUR ENGINEERS TO TRANSFER THIS KNOWLEDGE.

THEY THINK "WORK" MEANS SITTING IN A FABRIC- COVERED CONTAINER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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