Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd January 2007

Dilbert//6492, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd January 2007

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quagmire alien highly advanced intelligence genius

Official transcript

I am an alien with highly advanced intelligence. I have come to share my genius with this company. "Me too. But they don't like that sort of thing here."

"It's a quagmire."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM AN ALIEN WITH HIGHLY ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE. I HAVE COME TO SHARE MY GENIUS WITH THIS COMPANY.

ME TOO. BUT THEY DON'T LIKE THAT SORT OF THING HERE.

IT'S A QUAGMIRE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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