Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th January 2007

Dilbert//6495, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 26th January 2007

Tags

meeting right now lunch time 12 hours misery envy dead don't eat lucnch

Official transcript

"Can you come to a meeting right now?"

"No, it's almost lunch time."

"If I miss lunch, my day will be 12 hours of uninterrupted misery. I will envy the dead."

"That's stupid. The dead don't eat lunch either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU COME TO A MEETING RIGHT NOW?

NO, IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME.

IF I MISS LUNCH, MY DAY WILL BE 12 HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED MISERY. I WILL ENVY THE DEAD.

THAT'S STUPID.

THE DEAD DON'T EAT LUNCH EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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