Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th January 2007

Dilbert//6494, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 25th January 2007

Tags

alien technology superior being moron yammering about linux easy come

Official transcript

"I came from a distant planet to bring you advanced technology, but no one here will listen!"

"I am a superior being, you moron! Listen to what I tell you and then do it!"

"I fired him before he started yammering about Linux."

"Easy come, easy go."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAME FROM A DISTANT PLANET TO BRING YOU ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY, BUT NO ONE HERE WILL LISTEN!

I AM A SUPERIOR BEING, YOU MORON!

LISTEN TO WHAT I TELL YOU AND THEN DO IT!

I FIRED HIM BEFORE HE STARTED YAMMERING ABOUT LINUX.

EASY COME, EASY GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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