Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th January 2007

Dilbert//6498, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 29th January 2007

Tags

on payroll fool proof dna identifying losers dna doesn't match too many losers

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults "Your problem is that you have too many losers on the payroll."

"Luckily I have developed a fool-proof DNA test for identifying losers."

"Well, I'm afraid your DNA doesn't match mine, loser."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU HAVE TOO MANY LOSERS ON THE PAYROLL.

LUCKILY I HAVE DEVELOPED A FOOLPROOF DNA TEST FOR IDENTIFYING LOSERS.

WELL, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA DOESN'T MATCH MINE, LOSER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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