Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th January 2007

Dilbert//6499, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 30th January 2007

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analyzed dna most qualified applicant willing to work has three ears snout life expectancy of thursday new guy

Official transcript

"I analyzed the DNA of all of your applicants to find the best fit for the job."

"The most qualified applicant who is willing to work for you has three ears, a snout, and a life expectancy of Thursday."

"Dilbert, meet the new guy. And do it quickly."

cough cough

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ANALYZED THE DNA OF ALL OF YOUR APPLICANTS TO FIND THE BEST FIT FOR THE JOB.

THE MOST QUALIFIED APPLICANT WHO IS WILLING TO WORK FOR YOU HAS THREE EARS, A SNOUT, AND A LIFE EXPECTANCY OF THURSDAY.

DILBERT, MEET THE NEW GUY.

AND DO IT QUICKLY.

COUGH COUGH

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