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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st January 2007

Dilbert//6500, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 31st January 2007


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new philosophy a bias for action six sigma program iso certification


Official transcript

"Our new philosophy is 'a bias for action'."

"Are we eliminating our Six-Sigma program, the budget cycle, ISO certification, and our approval processes?"

"Can I get back to you on that?"

"Sure. No rush."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW PHILOSOPHY IS "A BIAS FOR ACTION." ARE WE ELIMINATING OUR SIX-SIGMA PROGRAM, THE BUDGET CYCLE, ISO CERTIFICATION, AND OUR APPROVAL PROCESSES?

CAN I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?

SURE.

NO RUSH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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