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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st January 2007

Dilbert//6500, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 31st January 2007


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new philosophy a bias for action six sigma program iso certification


Official transcript

"Our new philosophy is 'a bias for action'."

"Are we eliminating our Six-Sigma program, the budget cycle, ISO certification, and our approval processes?"

"Can I get back to you on that?"

"Sure. No rush."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW PHILOSOPHY IS "A BIAS FOR ACTION." ARE WE ELIMINATING OUR SIX-SIGMA PROGRAM, THE BUDGET CYCLE, ISO CERTIFICATION, AND OUR APPROVAL PROCESSES?

CAN I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?

SURE.

NO RUSH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Bias for Action"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of business professionals gathered around a table, engaged in a discussion about their new philosophy. One of them asks if they are eliminating their Six-Sigma program, budget cycle, ISO certification, and approval processes.

The response is met with a mix of reactions, ranging from confusion to skepticism. The speaker is left wondering if the company is indeed eliminating these processes, and if so, why.

The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of businesses adopting trendy philosophies and methodologies without fully understanding their implications or benefits. It highlights the potential pitfalls of blindly following fads and the importance of critically evaluating the effectiveness of different approaches.

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