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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th February 2007

Dilbert//6507, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 7th February 2007


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marketing wasn't cooperating come running probelms hyprocrsy set up


Official transcript

You said to tell you if marketing wasn't cooperating. "You can't come running to me with every little problem. Go fix it."

"Then why did you tell me to tell you?!"

"It's just something I say."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU SAID TO TELL YOU IF MARKETING WASN'T COOPERATING.

YOU CAN'T COME RUNNING TO ME WITH EVERY LITTLE PROBLEM. GO FIX IT.

THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO TELL YOU?!

IT'S JUST SOMETHING I SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Cooperation"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, with Dilbert expressing frustration about marketing's lack of cooperation. The boss responds by telling Dilbert to fix the problem himself, citing that he cannot come running to him with every little issue. The conversation highlights the common workplace issue of poor communication and lack of cooperation between different departments, with Dilbert's boss seemingly uninterested in addressing the problem.

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