Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th February 2007

Dilbert//6508, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 8th February 2007

Tags

goals for th eyear replace my soul become immortal coffee

Official transcript

"Wally, what are your goals for the coming year?"

"My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal."

"I mean something about work."

"Oh, I thought you said MY goals."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR THE COMING YEAR?

MY GOAL IS TO REPLACE MY SOUL WITH COFFEE AND BECOME IMMORTAL.

I MEAN SOMETHING ABOUT WORK , 1 THOUGHT YOU SAID MY GOALS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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