Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th February 2007

Dilbert//6508, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 8th February 2007

Tags

goals for th eyear replace my soul become immortal coffee

Official transcript

"Wally, what are your goals for the coming year?"

"My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal."

"I mean something about work."

"Oh, I thought you said MY goals."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR THE COMING YEAR?

MY GOAL IS TO REPLACE MY SOUL WITH COFFEE AND BECOME IMMORTAL.

I MEAN SOMETHING ABOUT WORK , 1 THOUGHT YOU SAID MY GOALS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Immortal Goal"

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert's coworker Wally asks about his goals for the coming year. Dilbert responds with a humorous and unexpected answer: to replace his soul with coffee and become immortal. Wally is skeptical, thinking Dilbert is joking about work goals. However, Dilbert insists that he is serious about his goal, leaving Wally confused. The strip pokes fun at the idea of setting ambitious and unconventional goals, highlighting the humor in Dilbert's creative and perhaps unrealistic aspirations.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.