Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th February 2007

Dilbert//6510, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 10th February 2007

Tags

low balling gaols coming year decompose chair sounds easy different chair

Official transcript

"I'm concerned that you might be low-balling your goals for the coming year."

"For example, this one says you will 'decompose in your chair'."

"That sounds easy."

"Not really. Half of the time I'm in a different chair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CONCERNED THAT YOU MIGHT BE LOWBALLING YOUR GOALS FOR THE COMING YEAR.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS ONE SAYS YOU WILL "DECOMPOSE IN YOUR CHAIR." THAT SOUNDS EASY.

NOT REALLY.

HALF OF THE TIME I'M IN A DIFFERENT CHAIR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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