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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th February 2007

Dilbert//6511, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 11th February 2007


Tags

travel budget training budget training support software busdget training mandatory software upgarde brains


Official transcript

"Our travel budget is shot."

"We'll take money out of the training budget."

"We need training to support our new product."

"We'll use the software budget for training."

"We need to do a mandatory software upgrade."

"Fine. Move some money from teh travel budget to the software budget."

"Geez, you people do nothing but complain. Meanwhile I'm managing my brains out."

"I wondered what happened to them."

"Happened to what?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR TRAVEL BUDGET IS SHOT.

WE'LL TAKE MONEY OUT OF THE TRAINING BUDGET.

WE NEED TRAINING TO SUPPORT OUR NEW PRODUCT.

WELL USE THE SOFTWARE BUDGET FOR TRAINING.

WE NEED TO DO A MANDATORY SOFTWARE UPGRADE.

FINE. MOVE SOME MONEY FROM THE TRAVEL BUDGET TO THE SOFTWARE BUDGET.

GEEZ, YOU PEOPLE DO NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN. MEANWHILE I'M MANAGING MY BRAINS OUT.

WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.

HAPPENED TO WHAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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