Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th February 2007

Dilbert//6512, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 12th February 2007

Tags

bearded guy too close dilbert bugged out touching brain with nose

Official transcript

"Then I said..."

"He is totally violating my personal space with his non-standard facial hair."

"HA! HA! HA! HA!"

"Gaaa!!! His warm, moist breath is all over me!"

"Please stop touching my brain with your nose."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HE IS TOTALLY VIOLATING MY PERSONAL SPACE WITH HIS NONSTANDARD FACIAL HAIR THEN I SAID.

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HA!

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GAAA!!! HIS WARM, MOIST BREATH IS ALL OVER ME!

PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY BRAIN WITH YOUR NOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Facial Hair Fiasco"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a man with facial hair being reprimanded by his boss for violating personal space with his non-standard facial hair.
• The man responds with humor, saying "HA!" and "HA!" before the boss cuts him off, saying "PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY BRAIN WITH YOUR NOSE."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the boss's over-the-top reaction.

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