Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th February 2007

Dilbert//6518, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 18th February 2007

Tags

arc welder barrel of kerosene growth on neck health plan laid eggs pregnant termite quick search to diagnose use google

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "The new company health plan is Google."

"From now on, employees must use Google to diagnose their own illnesses."

"For example, this guy has a growth on his neck."

"I do?"

"A quick search on my Blackberry tells me it's..."

"What is it?!!"

"Ooh. Wow."

"A pregnant termite crawled into your mouth and built a hive in your esophagus."

"GAAA!!!"

"Stop being a baby. The treatment for that is..."

"Do you have an arc welder and a barrel of kerosene?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES THE NEW COMPANY HEALTH PLAN IS GOOGLE.

FROM NOW ON, EMPLOYEES MUST USE GOOGLE TO DIAGNOSE THEIR OWN ILLNESSES.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS GUY HAS A GROWTH ON HIS NECK.

A QUICK SEARCH ON MY BLACKBERRY TELLS ME IT'S...

WHAT IS IT?!!

OOH.

WOW.

A PREGNANT TERMITE CRAWLED INTO YOUR MOUTH AND BUILT A HIVE IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS.

GAAA!!!

STOP BEING A BABY.

THE TREATMENT FOR THAT IS..

DO YOU HAVE AN ARC WELDER AND A BARREL OF KEROSENE?

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