Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th February 2007

Dilbert//6519, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 19th February 2007

Tags

free publicity products are deadly recalling everything told the media public relations

Official transcript

"I hired the Dogbert public relations firm to get us some free publicity."

"I've already told the media that your products are deadly and we're voluntarily recalling everything."

"But...they aren't deadly."

"Hey, I don't tell you how to be fat."

snork

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM TO GET US SOME FREE PUBLICITY.

I'VE ALREADY TOLD THE MEDIA THAT YOUR PRODUCTS ARE DEADL Y AND WE'RE VOLUNTARILY RECALLING EVERYTHING.

BUT...

THEY AREN'T DEADLY.

HEY, I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO BE FAT.

SNORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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