Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th February 2007

Dilbert//6520, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 20th February 2007

Tags

asthmatic dwarves polygamous serial killers reporter slouch wheeze homicide hen pecked

Official transcript

Dogbert does public relations "Our products are made by asthmatic dwarves. You should do a story on that."

"Not enough? Okay, what if the dwarves are also polygamous serial killers?"

"When you talk to the reporter, try to slouch, wheeze, and act henpicked to the point of homicide."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT DOES PUBLIC RELATIONS OUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE BY ASTHMATIC DWARVES. YOU SHOULD DO A STORY ON THAT.

NOT ENOUGH? OKAY, WHAT IF THE DWARVES ARE ALSO POLYGAMOUS SERIAL KILLERS?

WHEN YOU TALK TO THE REPORTER, TRY TO SLOUCH, WHEEZE, AND ACT HENPECKED TO THE POINT OF HOMICIDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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