Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd February 2007

Dilbert//6522, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 22nd February 2007

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favorable article publish press release write it work pay bride blackmail

Open source transcript

I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO WRITE A FAVORABLE ARTICLE ABOUT YOUR COMPANY JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT ME DRINKS.

NO, I EXPECT YOU TO PUBLISH MY PRESS RELEASE AND ACT LIKE YOU WROTE IT.

YOU CAN WORK OR YOU CAN GET DRUNK, BUT THE PAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME.

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