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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd February 2007

Dilbert//6523, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 23rd February 2007


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pr campaign stock price grossly inflated buy companies make money manage companies


Official transcript

"Thanks to my P.R. campaign, your stock price is grossly over-inflated."

"Now you can use your stock to buy companies that actually make money."

"After you manage those companies into the toilet, give me a jingle."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THANKS TO MY P.R. CAMPAIGN, YOUR STOCK PRICE IS GROSSLY OVERINFLATED.

NOW YOU CAN USE YOUR STOCK TO BUY COMPANIES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY.

AFTER YOU MANAGE THOSE COMPANIES INTO THE TOILET, GIVE ME A JINGLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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